Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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