I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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