you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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