I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Randomize
