If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
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