So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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