Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Randomize
