I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Little spoons don't ask big questions
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
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