Kareoke will never be a sober sport
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
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