Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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