He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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