My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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