So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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