All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
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