were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
only you would photoshop your dick
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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