Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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