...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
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