I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
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