Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
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