no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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