I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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