Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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