we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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