I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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