normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
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