this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
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