he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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