He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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