Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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