went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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