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Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
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