: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
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