I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
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