Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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