So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Do you have feelings for this penis?
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
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