What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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