i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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