he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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