Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
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