Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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