She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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