I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize
