Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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