Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
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