this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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