all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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