ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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