My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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