Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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