Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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