Little spoons don't ask big questions
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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