morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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