New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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