Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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